Title:
The Duet
Author: R.S. Grey
Release Date: Nov 10, 2014
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When 27-year-old
pop sensation Brooklyn Heart steps in front of a microphone, her love songs
enchant audiences worldwide. But when it comes to her own love life, the only
spell she’s under is a dry
one.
So when her label
slots her for a Grammy performance with the sexy and soulful Jason Monroe, she
can’t help but entertain certain fantasies... those in which her
G-string gets more play than her
guitars'.
Only one problem.
Jason is a lyrical lone wolf that isn’t happy about sharing the
stage—nor his ranch — with the sassy singer. But while it
may seem like a song entitled ‘Jason Monroe Is an Arrogant
Ho’ basically writes itself, their label and their millions of fans
are expecting recording
gold…
They’re
expecting The Duet.
The Duet will be
priced at $2.99 for two days post-release, then the price will bump to
$3.99!
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The M Lounge was
the hippest and most discreet club in LA. If there was any hope of me locking
down a one-night stand, M Lounge was the place to
go.
“I
can’t drink much tonight because I have that meeting with my record
label in the morning,” I warned as we passed through the back
entrance to the club and headed up a set of stairs that were used exclusively
for the VIP level. Fun fact: one time I was going up those stairs
when P. Diddy was coming down, and he totally touched my ass.
Allegedly.
“Just to clarify:
if you’re begging me for tequila shots at midnight, threatening to
kill my first born if I don’t give them to you, I should still tell
you no?” Cammie asked, just to ensure the boundaries were set. Better
safe than sorry.
“That was
one time and it was in Cabo,” I protested.
“What else are you supposed to do in Cabo other than challenge a
mariachi band to a tequila shot contest until the lead singer passes out beside
a donkey?”
Cammie held up her
hands and started listing off items. “I dunno— enjoy the
beach, check out the museums and the
culture—”
“That
was a rhetorical question,” I interrupted as we made it to the top of
the stairs.
As
if by magic, the black curtain in front of us swept to the side, opening up an
entire room of drunken debauchery before us. In one corner, a celebrity who
shall remain nameless (we’ll call her Nennifer Janiston) was sucking
face with a sexy man, and across the room two of the funniest women in comedy
were doing body shots off of a waiter from the
club.
“Welcome
to the behind the scenes of Hollywood,” I whispered to
Cammie.
I am a lover of
books, chocolate, reality TV, black labs, and cold weather. Seriously, if I had
it my way, I would be curled up on the couch with all of those things...
everyday.
I live in Texas
where I spend my free time writing and reading. My favorite authors include
Mindy Kaling & Jonathan Safran Foer. I'm a comedy geek and love
all things "funny". Women like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and
Mindy Kaling are definitely the biggest inspirations for my writing, though I
think my work tends to skew a bit smuttier than
theirs.
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