Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Amy's 5 star ARC Review of Blue Balls by RC Boldt

BLUE BALLS: When the universe gets in the way of your "follow through"


Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release. 
Myth: Only affects males.


I’m beyond frustrated with the man who’s left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I’m not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more—one crazy, sexual debacle after the next. 

Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world. 

I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.

It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.

Blue Balls is the extension of Clam Jam. Now no you don't have to read Clam Jam to know what's going on in this book but my recommendation is read Clam first and then move on to this. Why? Because it's that good - you want to laugh and have a constant smile on your face with your family thinking you are nuts with your outburst -- pair these two releases together and you got it.

We meet Jack and Sarah in Clam Jam as supporting characters. They stole the show in that release and didn't disappoint here -- in fact the banter between these two and Sarah with herself inside her secret thoughts --- I can't even explain what will happy to your fun factory. 

Jack is persistent, handsome, witty, motivated and the all around catch. The blue balls this woman is giving him is hurting him in more ways than one. But oh Sarah -- there are no happy endings there are just whore endings ... LOL -- I died. Each have the balls of blue for each other but events in their lives have not allowed them to cure that need. Their best friends were in a cheeky situation of their own with one pretending to be gay and the other needing her "Clam Jammed." Oh yes ... go grab it up. 

RC never disappoints and leads us down a road of laughter, honestly, and moments that are unforgettable. I absolutely LOVE these characters. Her other books are just as amazing and must reads. Take this one to the beach or the lake and get ready for a brilliant afternoon filled with lots of pleasure. HAHA! Just look at the cover -- does it not make you happy. Bright and beautiful? That's how turning these pages will also make you feel. You will want to get into the circle of friends -- trust me. 

Thank you for the ARC as always -- I'm a fan forever with your amazing storylines that will take me away for a bit. Keep them coming!

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